It’s been a
very long time since I last blogged.
Life has been crazy and a matter of fact – I am typing using my router
and Wi-Fi on the can. No seriously –
that is how I found the time to do this.
So, while on
the subject of crap and other things associated I have something to say about
how crappy a pigs head tastes. My sister
and I went to the Sample Room recently and I am not saying anything about the
rest of their food – I have been there more than once and it was really a good experience.
Two spots opened
up at the bar so we decided to just sit/eat at the bar. The bar-tender or “mixologist” as one with
culinarily refined language would say – was a douche bag. We need to know some specifics so we didn’t
over or under order – especially having somewhere to go when we were done. So – said Bartender was also our waiter and
we had to wait until he was done getting everyone and their mother drinks
before he made his way to our end of the bar.
This didn’t bother me in the least.
What did
bother me was when I asked him details about the food and he acted like I was a
stupid first-timer not knowing what I was getting into. A) everyone is a first timer at some point
and B) it’s your freakin’ job to make us happy when we are your customers. As much as a bartender wants to be Dear Abby or
Dr. Melfi – you are still working so don’t be an ass and make your customers
feel stupid. – Cause’ they just might
blog about it!!
BTW-I just
flushed and washed my hands.
So back to
what I was saying…. the bartender acted like I was stupid when I asked specific
questions –for example: I asked him if the Souvied & Braised pigs head was too much for one person – and if not, what would he recommend to accompany
the pigs head. You would have thought I
asked for Ketchup to coat over my fillet minion.
Now two
things are going on here – 1) I am ordering a freakin’ pigs head and 2) what
the hell are they doing when they say Souvied/braised pigs head. That question matters to me because preparation
can have a huge impact on how it turns out.
With anything – not just a pigs head.
So # 1 –
ordering a pigs head: yes we did. Both my sister and I decided to give it a try. We had our Andrew Zimmern moment and it ended
up tasting like the smell of a barn yard.
Some pieces were worse than others – the cheek was just fine, the tongue
was tolerable but the brain – well I had a really hard time even swallowing
it. And… the taste it left in my mouth
lingered so long I ate an entire box of altoids before the night was over. The texture was intolerable and it had a barn
yard funk that wouldn’t go away. I now have post-tramatic syndrome…. Every time
I see a souvied & braised pig head I get dizzy and feel like I am going to
toss my cookies.J/K
On top of
the whole carnal nature of tearing and cutting up something like a head. If you
are going to eat the tongue – then you will need to work your way around or
through the teeth and chin. And I was a
little disappointed that they removed the eye – because I have always wanted to
say “In a pigs eye – you a$$ hole!) and actually know what I am talking about and
add the extra snobby burn.
#2 – how did
they souvie and braise the thing. Here
is the lesson part of this blog: to souvie typically means to package it up so
it is water proof and put it in a bath of moving water that is set to a specific
temperature. MANY restaurants do this
because they can get your meal done well in advance and once it is ordered they
just toss it on a grill/pan/oven to crisp things up a bit and you are good to
go. It is a good technique that works
well in most cases – I’d love to have one at home but they are terribly
expensive.
The whole
braising part was a mystery for me. I
usually add liquid to something and bake it for a really long time – until it
falls apart. Much like the “what what is
in the butt post”. But the skin was so
crunchy and stiff they must have performed some kind of voodoo sanitaria on it
before bringing it to us – cause I don’t think you get a crisp outcome if you
don’t do something hot and serious. Let
me know if I am wrong. I am open to
suggestions.
So, maintaining my veneer of kindness :-) and not wanting to be rude - once we were done we got a "doggie" box because there was a lot left. But it was literally for our dog(s). I was sure that Herk (my family dog) would eat the ear (little stubby hairs and all) - but I was not certain about my dog *Teensia Maria Guadeloupe Escobar nibbling on a little tongue and cheek action.
I ended up having a long and crazy night so I didn't remember that I had a pigs-head doggie bag on the floor of my back seat. Then it got kinda' warm outside. And I ended up getting busier and ran out of brain-space to remember simple things like doggie bags. And I had a cold. But I will tell you this - after about three days - pigs head will start to smell and it won't go away!!!!
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